Miscellaneous: Today, I suggested to my 1.8 GPA friend that she might find it...

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By why - 08/02/2016 04:22 - United States

Today, I suggested to my 1.8 GPA friend that she might find it easier to get better grades if she wasn't taking all honors classes. She hit me with her book and stalked off. She was the one who brought it up in the first place. FML

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