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By TooTiredToFunction - 01/03/2016 23:32 - United States - Winter Park
Today, I stopped to get gas at the gas station I always go too. But that didn't stop me from insisting there was a problem with the gas pump because I forgot to lift the lever that lets the gas through. The cashier pumped my gas for me because apparently I'm too stupid to do it myself. FML