FML : Today, I started driving with Lyft to fill the time until my new job starts next month. On my very first fare, my car died. FML

By nitrok - / Thursday 8 June 2017 22:00 /

Work

Transportation

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By eyepuppy | 28

#7467427 - Thursday 8 June 2017 10:01

Need a lyft?

By Druu | 50

#7467439 - Thursday 8 June 2017 10:30

FYL, man. Now you're contractually obligated to carry the passenger to his/her destination.

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By eyepuppy | 28

#7467427 - Thursday 8 June 2017 10:01

Need a lyft?

By Druu | 50

#7467439 - Thursday 8 June 2017 10:30

FYL, man. Now you're contractually obligated to carry the passenger to his/her destination.

By imnotcleverenoughforthis | 14

#7467441 - Thursday 8 June 2017 10:36

Time to invest in a skateboard

By Little Richard | 8

#7467463 - Thursday 8 June 2017 11:54

Time to get out the Rickshaw.

By RichardPencil | 22

#7467482 - Friday 9 June 2017 12:20

Life's not fare! That must have been Uber-embarrassing!

Zyblix | 14

#7468308 - Saturday 10 June 2017 07:00

I hope your bad puns lyfted their spirits

RichardPencil | 22

#7468328 - Saturday 10 June 2017 07:34

Thanks, that's what I was driving at.

By s25_fml | 7

#7467553 - Friday 9 June 2017 06:40

bummer OP

By independent minded | 3

#7474306 - Wednesday 21 June 2017 01:31

Ouch!! Oh, no! Sorry that happened to you.

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