Today, I spent an excruciating hour walking to campus with a broken leg, only to find my professor had left a note on the door saying class was canceled. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Driven
Today, I drove 3 hours to get to a class, just to have the professor leave a note on the classroom door saying that she wasn't coming. FML
Today, I drove to my college campus for my 8 a.m. class, parked, walked the mile and a half to my classroom, just to find out class had been cancelled. The prof didn't send an email because she couldn't remember her password. I paid $1200 to be taught by this woman, who has a doctorate. FML
So brave
Today, I finally got the guts to walk out of class 30 minutes early, only to find that the back door was locked. As I stood there like an idiot trying to get it open, all 200 people in my class turned to laugh. My professor stared at me. I then walked back to my seat, sat down, and unpacked. FML
Lost and found
Today, I had to go meet my professor at 12. I wound up showing up almost an hour late. Why? Because she doesn't teach at the campus I registered at. I wound up having to visit TWO different campuses before I reached the right one. FML
Timing
Today, on the way to an exam, I got hit by a car. I got back up and limped to class. The teacher wouldn’t let me in because I was 10 seconds late. FML
Teacher's pet
Today, I decided to show up to my new class an hour early, to be able to choose my seat, and figure out how the computer lab works… only to find out that the lab was locked and I had to wait until the professor unlocked it. FML
Today, for the first time this semester, I was able to get parking in time for my Wednesday class. The professor was sick and class was cancelled. FML
Are you kidding me?
Today, I was on my way to college when I got in a car wreck with none other than my professor. My car was totaled and couldn't drive, but his could so I missed class, but he still made it. The end result? He marked me as an "unexcused absence" and gave me a zero. The accident was his fault. FML
Extenuating circumstances
Today, I found out that my professor dropped me from class because I missed a Zoom meeting. The only class I needed to graduate. Why did I miss the meeting? Because I was in labor for 32 hours. FML
Today, I had to take the train from my hometown to my university for a very important meeting concerning my foreign exchange program. When I finally arrived, I noticed a Post-it on the door: "Meeting cancelled, sick". I basically made a 9-hour day-trip for a half-an-hour walk. FML
Top comments
Pleonasm 36
Well, I'd say "Next time, break a leg" but you already have that covered, so boy did I put my foot in my mouth there. I hope no more slip-ups are in toe on my part.
TheDrifter 24
Might as well hop along home then.
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perdix 31
You ought to break the professor's leg and put a note on the door saying you're not coming to class! That'll show him! PS, you can say it was your idea -- I don't mind.
dmoneycash 13
You would think that in this day and age he would have made more of an effort to email his students.
jhn122 3
Most college has a class status check on their website.. FYI, the internet is your friend.
kumarina 35
Why didn't your freinds told you about it???
ambitiousnygrl 17
Maybe they don't share that class or even go to the same school. All of my friends went to different schools than me. Also, not everyone makes friends in every single class.
kumarina 35
But at least have someone number so someone can let op know...... Maybe in my country and college is different
whaaa_minionface 2
I would have def tried to get a ride home or call for some help.
Ksweety_fml 27
You're teacher should've let y'all know in the E-mail.
countrygirl109 11
I've had this happen to me multiple times. I learned to start emailing my teachers when I'm crippled. Lol
Zebediabolical 45
It's entirely possible the class was cancelled during the hour OP was making his way to class. Just sayin'
LittleRed79 39
Umm...ever heard of crutches?
tegraturbo2000 15
guess u cant catch a break