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By ifuckuprandomly - 26/05/2016 22:45 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, I somehow managed to break my parents up by calling to see how they were. FML

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Amie89 20

Friday 27 May 2016 19:14

Unless you're sleeping with one of them, it's absolutely NOT your fault. You're only responsible for the health of a relationship you're actually in, and you're not in your parents' relationship. Product of, yes; participant in, no.

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Amie89 20

Friday 27 May 2016 19:14

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