Today, I smelled a terrible odor in my house. It seemed to be...

By Anonymous - 21/04/2017 21:00 - Italy

Today, I smelled a terrible odor in my house. It seemed to be coming from everywhere. At first, I thought it might be rotten food or a dead animal, then I realized it was my own breath. FML

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MitiMiki 16

Friday 21 April 2017 21:56

Joking aside, unless it was due to lack of oral hygiene, sudden onset of halitosis can be a sign of a more serious medical issue.

species4872 19

Friday 21 April 2017 21:16

Go visit the ex girlfriend. Tell her you want to talk.

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Hippo_Holiday 19

Saturday 22 April 2017 8:19

If this is completely new, go see a dentist

wickedgetz 30

Saturday 22 April 2017 17:53

you know nowadays they make a thing called toothpaste, you should try it sometime.

Fatboy007 9

Thursday 27 April 2017 2:27

How much ass did u eat that weekend??

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