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By myspoon2313 - 02/04/2016 02:37 - United States - San Diego
Today I showed my mother a canary nest with four eggs, and she told me it would be better if I stopped peeking, because canaries would rather crack their eggs open then see them disturbed by humans. The next day, I opened my porch door, and find egg yolk spilling from the bottom of the nest. FML.