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By Anon - 23/03/2016 09:38 - United States - Mount Clemens

Today, i showed my boyfriend off to my family and he brought his little 9yr sister. as he walked into the house, my grandma slapped me and said she was ashamed because she was convinced his 9yr old sister was our daughter. I'm 18.FML

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