Miscellaneous: Today, I saw a video of myself filmed last night, hammered, climbing... - FML

By ShiriSarah - 20/08/2009 14:39 - United Kingdom

Today, I saw a video of myself filmed last night, hammered, climbing my wardrobe screaming, "I WANT TO GO TO NARNIA" while naked. FML

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Intoxicunt 5

Thursday 20 August 2009 20:16

Video or it didn't happen.

cLaAaNdEsTiNe 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 20:16

bwahaha did you meet Aslan?

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total90shot 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 21:36

FML ******* MR.TUMNUS LIVES!!!!

yowzerz 5

Thursday 20 August 2009 21:37

LMAO!!!

itsmelen 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 21:39

This isn't an FML this is awesome.

jackkerouc9 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 21:40

I am skeptical of this one. I mean most of us have had our moments where we drank wayyyyy too much, but this just doesnt sound bizarre enough. I want to see the video. NEW CONCEPT FMYLIFE.COM/VIDEO!

305alive 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 21:45

epic. probably made my day

drmike_fml 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 21:47

hahahaha

aznboytellem 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 21:50

video plox

notlovingit 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 21:58

ok this is NOT an fml if ur gonna get hammered u have to EXPECT to do stupid shit and not remember it ;)

bella_theresa 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 22:04

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha. I can see how this is super embarassing for you, but that made my day. I laughed out loud. For a while.

fmlfmlfml15 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 22:05

lmao

Intoxicunt 5

Friday 21 August 2009 5:50

Reason #4796 why I drink. :]

Sleepwalker418 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 22:11

Unless they're going to put it on Youtube, this is not an FML. A lot of people would want to go to Narnia, if that makes you feel any better. :]

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