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By anon - 22/04/2016 05:19 - United States - Citrus Heights
Today, I returned home from 67 days of sobriety at a rehab for my speed problem. I gained back 45 pounds I has lost. At my welcome home party my "friends" agreed that maybe it wasn't the worst thing for me. FML