Today, I refused to let two students into class because they were 15 minutes late. It turns out they were late because they had gone to buy me a birthday cake. FML
LimeyGoodteeth tells us more.
I am the original poster. It was an adult ESOL class. School policy - strictly adhered to - is that students can't be admitted if they are more than 5 minutes late and all students know this. Lateness is disruptive and disrespectful to other students. We all eventually had the cake later anyway!
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emeralz1 0
that's why u always ask before u act..
sweet_candy_ 17
That's what my cousin does. She shows up really late but she always has food for the teacher and says she was buying him food. Works like a charm. She is his favorite student.
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ArielTheMermaid 17
"can we come in?" "no" "but we.......*innocent voice* brought you cake" :D
RapeWhistle 0
How is this a fml..f their life.
JoshpointO 0
HAHA teachers are ignorant fools, maybe even worse than students!
squirrelman 0
I bet you feel like an ass now, don't you!
alicecanitbe 0
Since it was ur birthday wouldnt u want to lighten up and let it slide. I guess u sorta had it coming
fml98kevin 4
Am I the only one wishing her a happy bday? Yes. Because an asshole teacher like her doesnt deserve praise. Let alone a cake!
kay_joey 0
You speak the truth! By the way, System Of A Down is awesome. ;)
sexyactionnick 0
Every teacher who posts on FML invariably was too busy sticking his/her own head up his/her own ass to actually notice their students. Do you wonder why kids hate school? It's you.
puertoricanmafia 0
id hate to have u as a teacher !!!
lovepinkandzombi 0
best late excuse ever