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By FastTurtle9 - 13/05/2016 14:11 - United States - Kirkland

Today, I realized that I'm so goddamn lazy that my body has trained itself to have to go to the bathroom when I start doing physical labor. FML
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smallandroid 26

That could be en entirely different problem, OP. I know when I had kidney stones, if I jumped around or anything I could end up pissing myself. Might be worth checking out?

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GhostFox 33

Actually, exercise causes bowel movements among other issues. Look up "runner's *****" if you are brave enough.

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smallandroid 26

That could be en entirely different problem, OP. I know when I had kidney stones, if I jumped around or anything I could end up pissing myself. Might be worth checking out?

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JTBSpartan 4

I feel for you OP. I am in the same situation

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GhostFox 33

Actually, exercise causes bowel movements among other issues. Look up "runner's *****" if you are brave enough.

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