Today, I realized my housemate takes an hour to shower. He showers...

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By "AngelBunny" - 03/09/2019 16:23

Today, I realized my housemate takes an hour to shower. He showers everyday. At most I take half hour showers and I'm a girl. He doesn't see a problem with it but I'm late because of it. fml

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Johannes Robert Loveridge 6

Saturday 28 September 2019 16:23

wake up earlier if you have too

shannon2348 14

Tuesday 1 October 2019 19:07

if you're late because of his long showers then pick another time to shower.

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Johannes Robert Loveridge 6

Saturday 28 September 2019 16:23

wake up earlier if you have too

shannon2348 14

Tuesday 1 October 2019 19:07

if you're late because of his long showers then pick another time to shower.

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