Love: Today, I realized it's only okay for my boyfriend to hang out... - FML

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By wenediekatt - 06/03/2016 09:30 - United States - Saint George

Today, I realized it's only okay for my boyfriend to hang out with girls because he can control himself if they flirt with him. And it's not okay for me to hang out with guys because all guys are trying to get in my pants and no guy is trustworthy. It's doesn't make sense to me either. FML

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