Love: Today, I realized I'm so unpopular, I can't even get a status...

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By unloved - 25/01/2016 02:24

Today, I realized I'm so unpopular, I can't even get a status liked or voted on any social media site after posting several in the last few months. one person on my friends list even asked "who are you?" FML

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