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By Anonymous - 05/05/2016 21:57 - United States - Vienna

Today, I realized I'm completely infatuated by the guy I've been talking to. I've been in denial for weeks because his name is also my brother's name. Every time I think of this guy, I remember my brother, which in turn makes me feel gross. My brain is confused, frustrated, and disgusted. FML.

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Ms_ValS 27

Friday 6 May 2016 12:24

Give him a nickname.

kamaltheabstract 14

Friday 6 May 2016 19:04

Had the same thing. Couldn't date a girl with the same name as my mom.

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Ms_ValS 27

Friday 6 May 2016 12:24

Give him a nickname.

kamaltheabstract 14

Friday 6 May 2016 19:04

Had the same thing. Couldn't date a girl with the same name as my mom.

insecurewife07 3

Saturday 7 May 2016 1:32

1. Infatuated with. 2. Definitely a nick name.

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