Health: Today, I realised I was far too attached to my duvet. Literally.... - FML

By Dramori - 27/11/2014 16:30

Today, I realised I was far too attached to my duvet. Literally. I just got a large tattoo on my back, and my duvet somehow stuck to my skin during the night and formed part of the scab. I now have the joy of deciding whether to tear it off fast or peel it away slowly. FML

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Dramori 29

Sunday 30 November 2014 5:10

OP here! Thanks for the funny comments! This actually happened a couple of years ago - it was my first tatt and was only told to rub it regularly with savlon until it healed, and to sleep on my stomach. I ended up jumping in the shower and soaked the duvet to peel off slowly. As seen from my profile pic it wasn't damaged in the end and turned out pretty damn sweet!

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3molliver3 16

Friday 28 November 2014 0:23

It is part of you now, best to move on and accept your new body.

MsKatieFace 11

Friday 28 November 2014 0:22

I wouldn't do either. Get a spray bottle of water and wet it, hopefully that will detach it but don't rip it off, picking/pulling off the scabs can pull out the ink, and damage the tattoo.

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kalbrek009 20

Tuesday 2 December 2014 18:18

Moisten it with water & let sit for a few minutes before removing..I on the other hand, didn't have that choice when I woke up one morning to my fitted bed sheet stuck to my back after having a volleyball sized tat done the previous day.

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