Today, I purchased a box of girl scout cookies from a coworker. I wanted to save them for later at home, so I placed them on my desk and then headed to a meeting. When I returned, there was an empty box sitting there with a post-it note saying, "Thanks!" Nobody will own up to it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a girl-scout asked me to buy cookies, in front of Giant. She looked nice, so I bought 5 boxes from her. She took the money and went home with her mom. I opened the boxes when I got home and realized that the boxes just had rocks in them. I got scammed by a girl-scout. FML
Today, one of my housemates licked or bit all 12 of the cupcakes I'd bought to give to a friend as a "Thank you" gift. No one will own up to it. FML
Today, I was walking through Borders with my girlfriend, when we pass a girl scout cookies stand. I see a box of Samoas, my favorite, point at them, and shout, 'YEAH'. My girlfriend looks shocked. Behind the box of cookies was a five year old scout bending over, with her bottom pointed at me. FML
Today, I brought my lunch to work in the only box I had lying around my apartment - a small one from FedEx. When I went to the bathroom before lunch, I returned to my desk to find that one of my coworkers had mailed my lunch back to my apartment. FML
Today, I brought a huge chocolate bar to work, left it in the break room, and came back to find it gone. Later, I saw a coworker with chocolate all over his face and fingers. I asked him if he took it, and he said, in almost offended tone, “What? No, that’s mine.” FML
Today, I made a batch of "special" brownies for a party I was going to tonight. I wrapped them up and put them on the counter with a note that said DO NOT EAT. Later on I came home from some errands to find a tray of half eaten brownies and my ten year-old sister passed out on the couch. FML
Today, while buying groceries, I noticed that the lady in front of me had left a box behind. I grabbed the box and ran out the door after her. After turning around to find three employees chasing me, I noticed I had just stolen the donation box. FML
Today, feeling generous, I bought a dozen donuts for my coworkers. Instead, I ended up taking them into my office and eating all of them in the first hour. FML
Today, I got a package containing a present from my grandma. It was a pack of cookies someone gave her for her birthday, and which no one in the family wanted to take home when she offered, because we all found the cookies disgusting. FML
Today, I was working at a donation center. I was having a really rough day, so my fiancée dropped me off some cookies. At the end of my shift, the manager told me I couldn't take them home because they were donated and therefore they were "company property." FML
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Zarp 3
Tip 1: Never leave cookies alone
LookAtMyGoat 8
Who took the cookie from the cookie jar!
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Comments (83)
still_guns 16
YDI. Just YDI
Ibanez3x 5
Is this what your life has come to, OP? Writing an fml about someone eating your cookies?
kate714 12
They STOLE them. If anybody stole anything from me, I'd be pissed.
DanielleinDC 34
How would you feel if you'd bought a box of cookies and someone ate them without your permission? Wouldn't you be pissed. Can you recognize the writing of the little creep who scarfed your cookies? The shitheel was polite enough to leave a note.
karlcolt45 19
man I would stab a nun for some thin mints
lishajoy777 14
What if it was your boss? what then?
buddy51 23
YDI for leaving delicious thin mints on your desk unguarded. No one can resist Girl Scouts or their cookies.
TheSofaKing 7
Make some chocolate chip cookies with ExLax instead of chocolate chips and leave them on your desk. The thief will "come clean" sooner or later.
jjh1978 11
Any reasonable jury would understand your actions...(just thinking ahead)
slingo234 12
Girl scout cookies = crack in a box
Shmatterhorn 38
Gee, that sounds like my workplace, except that my coworkers would not bother with the note. That is why I would have put something I just bought in my secure location (or at least one that is out of sight).
perdix 31
It was the Diet-Saving Fairy. She was thanking you for letting her prevent a sad, pathetic, diet-busting binge at your house. Now, brush the cat hair off your celery and munch on that!