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By Jazbah - 28/04/2016 03:42 - United States - La Verne

Today, I picked up my girlfriend from the airport for a visit. When we got to my home, she immediately broke up with me for another guy she met online. Anyone have any suggestions on what to do with an ex whose staying at your house for 9 more days until her return flight? FML
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jarrettd 27

Kicking her ass out of the house and onto the curb would be a good start.

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Jakuri 12

Kick her out OP, she broke up with you and is no longer your obligation. She's not your responsibility anymore, and has no right to expect that you would allow her to stay in your home. Tell her to get her things, pack them up and to get the frank out. And if she refuses to leave, well, call the cops on her.

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jarrettd 27

Kicking her ass out of the house and onto the curb would be a good start.

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smallandroid 26

See if she can change her flight to an earlier one?

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Jakuri 12

Kick her out OP, she broke up with you and is no longer your obligation. She's not your responsibility anymore, and has no right to expect that you would allow her to stay in your home. Tell her to get her things, pack them up and to get the frank out. And if she refuses to leave, well, call the cops on her.

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Mandie86 15

If she wants to stay there then charge her for food, utilities and board. She needs to pay, you're not her free ride anymore. She's an adult and needs to pay her way, if not then get the **** out.

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