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Today, I participated in the school play. My family came to see me in the production. All was going well when my dad came up to me and said, "Where the fuck were you? The show sucked." Thanks dad for not recognizing your own daughter. FML

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Stevieebabyy 0

Yeah this was in June. - SORRY! I tried to submit it earlier this year, but it wouldn't work. And my parent's cuss around me. A lot. lol. Oh and did I forget to mention? My mom's the one who dragged me to the auditions. And he came up to me AFTER.

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thequickredofox 0

Other than the swearing, I have a little bit of love for the OP's dad purely because most school productions ARE rubbish and you have to sit though them, can't see your child because there are hundreds of them on stage and pretend you like them. The man simply verbalized (badly) what a lot of us are thinking.

allmidnighteyes 11

You should pull out a video of your birth or your parents' wedding, if one exists, and watch it as a family. As it's ending, turn to him and say, "Where the **** were you? The show sucked." He'll understand :D

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waterynuggets 0

Sorry, but....ROFLMFAO!!

allmidnighteyes 11

You should pull out a video of your birth or your parents' wedding, if one exists, and watch it as a family. As it's ending, turn to him and say, "Where the **** were you? The show sucked." He'll understand :D

Fire_lights 0

ROFLMAO. Omg that made my morning roflmao.

Endymion_fml 0

Were you a main character or was your role something like Tree #2?

mementomori_fml 0

W00t, cussing father FTW!

whyowhy26 3

YDI for being adopted. FACE IT !

LaytonexLuke 0

What #21 said. =3

17xVampx17 0

Ohhhh the heartache that must have caused. Grow the **** up.

danomite11 0

Lol! Kudos

MadeOfAwesome 1

When you're in the audience, a lot of times it's difficult to tell who's who in the play. But his attitude about it was totally uncalled for...

aback 5

What makes you think he's your father?

robbotheking 0

Haha. Last year I was in a play where I had a monologue right at the very beginning of the play. Then, my mom told me afterwards, five minutes into the play my grandmother asked when my part was going to come up. I attribute it to the fact that I'm such a good actor and my costuming was so great that it was virtually impossible to recognize me.

TomFantastic 0

YDI because I'm a ******* retard