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By sarahdoll - 19/01/2016 03:42 - United States - Pittsboro

Today, I moved back with my parents after "living in sin"with a guy they didn't approve of. They told me I would be whipped with a belt before being allowed to move back in, even though I am 23 years old. I have nowhere else to go so I let them whip me FML

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