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By Chickenwingsho - 19/08/2016 21:23

Today, I missed points on a visual inspection at work. Being the manager, I stayed after close the night before, past 3am trying to help with the cleaning list. I finished by painting the bathroom walls. Only thing, I accidentally used a bucket of adhesive. Fml.

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leafynitemare 24

Wednesday 24 August 2016 11:34

Well you're human and that's an amusing mistake. You can have fun with it before repainting. Try to sell your boss on your new genius idea to stick fliers right to the wall with no extra adhesive needed, it's built in! And then admit your mistake and fix it right away. So at least it has a great story to go with it. It will lessen the blow if you were to get in trouble for it.

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leafynitemare 24

Wednesday 24 August 2016 11:34

Well you're human and that's an amusing mistake. You can have fun with it before repainting. Try to sell your boss on your new genius idea to stick fliers right to the wall with no extra adhesive needed, it's built in! And then admit your mistake and fix it right away. So at least it has a great story to go with it. It will lessen the blow if you were to get in trouble for it.

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