FML : Today, I met with my trainer, despite having an upset stomach. Have you ever tried to hold in diarrhea while doing squats? It doesn't end well. FML

Today, I met with my trainer, despite having an upset stomach. Have you ever tried to hold in diarrhea while doing squats? It doesn't end well. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Shan.nel - / Monday 20 November 2017 19:30 / United States - Greer

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By RichardPencil | 27

#7566242 - Tuesday 21 November 2017 1:39

Lemme guess. You shat upon your trainer’s legs and groin causing him to vomit on you?

Same ol’, same ol’

By tonyfan00 | 38

#7566266 - Tuesday 21 November 2017 5:36

I think you misunderstood the "Squatty Potty"...

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By RichardPencil | 27

#7566242 - Tuesday 21 November 2017 1:39

Lemme guess. You shat upon your trainer’s legs and groin causing him to vomit on you?

Same ol’, same ol’

By Sinshine | 25

#7566246 - Tuesday 21 November 2017 2:15

No shit it doesn't end well. What made you think it would?

RichardPencil | 27

#7566249 - Tuesday 21 November 2017 2:23

“No shit?”

Unfortunate choice of words. I’m guessing copious amounts of shit!

By Notmymonkeysnotmycircus | 16

#7566250 - Tuesday 21 November 2017 2:35

That just sounds like a shitstorm!

By Donut_Wizard | 23

#7566256 - Tuesday 21 November 2017 3:57

And thus they discovered jet propulsion.

By tonyfan00 | 38

#7566266 - Tuesday 21 November 2017 5:36

I think you misunderstood the "Squatty Potty"...

By Lobby_Bee | 16

#7566276 - Tuesday 21 November 2017 7:02

You need to work on your sphincter muscle, ask your trainer for advice on which exercise trains it.

sweetbliss3 | 37

#7566612 - Wednesday 22 November 2017 3:44

yep bc diarrhea cares about muscles. if it wants out it's coming out.

By watchtower1224 | 3

#7566334 - Tuesday 21 November 2017 10:16

Lmfao

By kakabalo | 17

#7566335 - Tuesday 21 November 2017 10:29

shit happens

By lexos | 16

#7566365 - Tuesday 21 November 2017 12:22

Never ever workout with a upset stomach even when when you do other exercises besides leg day. Learned that the hard way

By Akitakat | 28

#7566381 - Tuesday 21 November 2017 13:09

Squats or squirts?

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