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peceout Vallda, Sweden

Today, I met an American guy at a bar. I felt flattered when he said, "You know what they say about Swedish girls, all so beautiful." After a pause, he filled in with, "What the fuck happened to you?" FML

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Don't take it to heart OP, guy was a douchebag. Get back at him by adding drinks to his tab.

ColonelCusswords 24

Yea, American bar folks, arnt where youll find romance

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yes we americans can be dicks.

Not all americans are like that just for the record. Just a decent sized chunk.

That guy...ruthless

Apparently it's a form of pick up. U say something nice followed by something mean to crush their self esteem. Don't think it has a great track record. Some ppl are just clueless, looks like u found one! Sry OP

I did, thank You!

You should of said "yeah well I thought all american guys were hot but looking at you I guess I was wrong too". Then what would his reaction have been.

Some people can be real assholes

You're gorgeous so he probably was drunk. Cheer up :)

"Really? I was thinking the same about you!" often works.

schhichick 14

what a ******* douche bag