Today, I'm so poor that I've been scrounging around my house all day trying to find quarters and dimes so that I can buy myself a cup of coffee tomorrow. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I realised just how caffeine dependent I am. I didn't have time for my morning coffee, work is out of milk, and I only have $1.30 in my bank account, so I couldn't buy a coffee. Today has been a struggle. FML
Today, I'm so broke that I had to call in sick to work because I couldn't afford to pay my bus fare. FML
Today, I was so broke, I couldn't come up with enough change to pay the parking meter at my job. FML
Today, I found $20 on the ground. I'm so broke, this is the first time in 3 months that I've had any disposable income. FML
Today, for breakfast, I made a butter sandwich. I'm that broke. FML
Today, I was so broke that I paid for a $0.28 candy bar with my credit card. FML
Today, I'm running so fucking low on money, I have to go to the supermarket to eat free bites of ham, cheese and whatever they have on their aisles for breakfast. FML
Today, after already having a terrible day, I went to Starbucks for an espresso. Being nice, I put the last dollar I had in my wallet in their tip jar. While paying for my drink, my card was denied for insufficient funds. The world hates me. FML
Today, I had to empty out my coin jar to pay for gas. Trying to be considerate, I only brought quarters, but the cashier refused to take it because they didn't want to count out my $10. I don't know how I'll get to work today. FML
Today, I was hungry and I was trying to buy the cheapest burger at Wendy's, but I'm so broke that I had to call my friends to lend me some money. Ugh. FML
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Top comments
curlstar 6
Time for a change. I bet you'd have more money if you didn't buy coffee everyday.
DocBastard 40
Perhaps if you didn't buy so many cups of coffee, you could afford your own $10 coffee machine and coffee beans. That way you can make your own coffee for a few pennies a cup, and I guarantee you it's 100x better than that swill they sell at Starbucks.
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Comments (134)
LetsBeRealistic 3
Lets be realistic. If youre that poor you probably should be spending your money on things more important than coffee
panda_lou 11
Here's an idea. Make your own coffee at home.
curlstar 6
Wow what a thought! Oh yeah... #'s 9, 21, 32, 34, 36, and 45 already said that. But keep those fresh innovations coming!
quinnlp 4
Yet you write this from an electronic device
dcats 13
Coffee won't keep you alive
its_alyson_bro 6
From the words of a wonderful genius, "Get a job hippy!" ~Eric Cartman
zilla52 12
give up coffee problem. solved
techchef 6
How about you get that money together and buy a CAN of coffee-then you have coffee for a few days (or if your are like me WEEKS)
whY402Jay 12
I know what it's like.
rinkagamine_fml 9
Tell me you're poor again when you have had to do the same thing just to put enough gas in your car to get to work.
iwadasn 33
You'd be able to save more money if you skipped the overpriced coffee drinks.