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By Anonymous - 02/02/2016 15:55 - United States - Ocala
Today, I'm secluded in a room at the courthouse, because I don't want to see my soon to be ex or his mother or his freak of a midlife crisis girlfriend. On the way here I drank a coffee, a water and a mountain dew. I have to pee really bad and can't go to restroom without walking right by them. FML.