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By drunk care taker - 17/04/2016 01:44 - United States - Wittmann
Today, I'm recovering from the surgery I had yesterday. My husband decided he needed to get drunk instead of take care of me. I'm about to pee the bed because I can't get up. I've needed my pain meds since 3 am. kill me please. fml