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By mother of two babies - 10/06/2016 21:52 - New Zealand - Christchurch

Today, I'm in a near comatose state from the worst flu of my life but my man child husband thinks his tiredness trumps this when it comes to taking care of our toddler. He gets a sleep in, I get to struggle to stay awake enough to look after a screaming child. FML

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Emma1562 35

Saturday 11 June 2016 18:50

You shouldn't even be around a kid if you have the flu, he could get sick.

Hippohighasakite 21

Saturday 11 June 2016 19:19

Do yourself a favor and divorce his sorry ass;

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Emma1562 35

Saturday 11 June 2016 18:50

You shouldn't even be around a kid if you have the flu, he could get sick.

Hippohighasakite 21

Saturday 11 June 2016 19:19

Do yourself a favor and divorce his sorry ass;

LiliK_fml 21

Sunday 12 June 2016 18:09

Well, your husband can just take care of your child when he gets sick after being around you, and you can (hopefully) get a bit of rest. Sorry your husband is such a jerk though, FYL and I hope you feel better soon.

kikzermeizer 7

Monday 13 June 2016 0:42

**** that, not how it works

dansco 24

Monday 13 June 2016 1:48

Man flu > Flu. Get over it lol

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