Miscellaneous: Today, I'm hiding in my apartment like I do every day because...

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By heartattack - 12/05/2016 16:41 - Canada - Digby

Today, I'm hiding in my apartment like I do every day because my landlord lives below me and gives me severe anxiety attacks. I want nothing more than to move, but sadly I have to stay til November or she'll charge me $3000. FML.

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