Health: Today, I'm going home after a week in Tenerife with the family.... - FML

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By Tenerife - 12/03/2016 12:38 - Spain - M?laga

Today, I'm going home after a week in Tenerife with the family. Today is also the day I started my period, have massive diarrhea which pills can't stop, huge infection on my boob, feel like I'm going to throw up and also have a fever. 6 hour flight is going to be interesting. FML

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