Work: Today, I’m an intern and was given a pile of files. Do I have... - FML

By SuperStagiaire - 15/06/2011 02:54 - India

Today, I’m an intern and was given a pile of files. Do I have to process them? Nay! Simply remove all the staples with nothing but my nails. FML

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fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

Wednesday 16 November 2016 15:19

Maybe borrow a pair of scissors... But still, what a stupid task to be assigned to :/

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 16 November 2016 15:27

On the resume, it will say "put in charge of project to mitigate hazardous metals in sensitive organic material." It'll be so worth it and toughen you up.

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Britt125 16

Thursday 17 November 2016 10:37

Surely there's something else you can use if they don't have a staple remover. Scissors. Even the nib of a pen can work in a pinch. Anything thin like that.

SAMLOFG 9

Sunday 20 November 2016 7:11

Go get a stapler remover, ya dumbass!

dragoongirl90 34

Sunday 20 November 2016 19:15

Step out and buy a staple remover.

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