Miscellaneous: Today, I Lost my $700 retainers right after finding my last pair...

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By LuckyUnlucky - 13/02/2016 21:09 - United States

Today, I Lost my $700 retainers right after finding my last pair that I lost a month ago. They were in the crevice of my couch with chew marks from my dog on them. FML

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