Health: Today, I learned that you can be allergic to fabric softener....

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By Anonymous - 03/02/2016 08:07 - United States - Miami

Today, I learned that you can be allergic to fabric softener. It's 3 in the morning and my boyfriend and I have to be up for work soon but we can't fall asleep because our eyes are burning, skin is itching, and hearts racing. FML

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