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By ZheiraBlue - 24/02/2016 14:44 - United States - Portland
Today I learned that when my best friend called DHS because she thought someone was sexually assaulting her three year old sister (and she's a mandatory reporter) that her beast of a mother was more upset that she filed the complaint than that someone might be sexually assaulting her toddler. FML