Today I just turned 25 and realized how lonely I am. I’ve never... - FML

This is a Nearly FML. It’s an FML, nearly. It got positive votes from the users, by wasn’t approved by our team.

By Anonymous - 14/07/2020 23:40

Today I just turned 25 and realized how lonely I am. I’ve never had a boyfriend in my life and all my friends have significant others. What is wrong with me? FML

I agree, your life sucks 71

You deserved it 7

Winter: Snow and Funny News
Snuggle up and laugh with our winter stories, where snow isn't the only thing sliding around! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Top comments

BurnInDemonFire 35

Friday 4 September 2020 10:46

Nothing. You just haven't met a worthwhile partner yet. When you do, don't rush to make up for "lost time", because you'll scare them off. In the meantime, see if your friends and their partners can find someone for you.

Tiffany Rodriguez Miller 4

Sunday 13 September 2020 2:14

There are dating apps that are popular such as Bumble and Tinder, especially Tinder. Just be careful who you meet. There is no rush, its free to interact with locals.

Comments

BurnInDemonFire 35

Friday 4 September 2020 10:46

Nothing. You just haven't met a worthwhile partner yet. When you do, don't rush to make up for "lost time", because you'll scare them off. In the meantime, see if your friends and their partners can find someone for you.

Tiffany Rodriguez Miller 4

Sunday 13 September 2020 2:14

There are dating apps that are popular such as Bumble and Tinder, especially Tinder. Just be careful who you meet. There is no rush, its free to interact with locals.

FML on Facebook

Keywords

Miscellaneous Stalker My ex Coworkers Love Internet Relatable AITA Pokémon Awkward Work Parenting Kids Annoying Shopping Underwear Jealousy Parents Thief Suspicious Sex Intimacy Family NSFW Birthday Gifts I need your advice Accident Abuse Moving home

The Top

The Top

Today, I caught my dog chewing on a tampon applicator. I tried to grab it from him, but he wanted to play "keep away" and ran outside. Like a dumbass, I chased after him in my underwear, earning myself the attention of my neighbors on each side of my driveway. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 503

You deserved it 32 409

Today, my first date consisted of him and me in the emergency room of the hospital after his little brother hit me in the face with a baseball bat. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 108

You deserved it 2 012

Today, I was drunk and broke my leg. I called 911, only for the cops to turn up and make me try to walk, with them saying that I was faking my injury. They arrested me for being drunk in public and hours later I finally got to an ER. I had to have surgery on my leg. FML

I agree, your life sucks 558

You deserved it 189

Today, I tried not drinking water for a few hours before bed, because I hate waking up and having to pee. I woke up feeling gross and dehydrated instead. FML

I agree, your life sucks 800

You deserved it 324

Today, as always, my parents wait until I go into the kitchen to drop what they’re doing, rush into the kitchen, and stare at me while I’m making food. They also comment on what I’m eating. I’ve had seven therapists and none of them were able to help me with my embarrassment surrounding food. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 144

You deserved it 141

Today, in a convenience store, I asked a girl who wasn't wearing her mask and not keeping her distance to step away. After telling me to fuck off, she put her mask on, went to the teenage manager and said I was harassing her. Even after hearing my side of the story, I was asked to leave. Turns out it was his girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 869

You deserved it 390