Today I just turned 25 and realized how lonely I am. I’ve never... - FML

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By Anonymous - 14/07/2020 23:40

Today I just turned 25 and realized how lonely I am. I’ve never had a boyfriend in my life and all my friends have significant others. What is wrong with me? FML

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BurnInDemonFire 33

Friday 4 September 2020 10:46

Nothing. You just haven't met a worthwhile partner yet. When you do, don't rush to make up for "lost time", because you'll scare them off. In the meantime, see if your friends and their partners can find someone for you.

Tiffany Rodriguez Miller 4

Sunday 13 September 2020 2:14

There are dating apps that are popular such as Bumble and Tinder, especially Tinder. Just be careful who you meet. There is no rush, its free to interact with locals.

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BurnInDemonFire 33

Friday 4 September 2020 10:46

Nothing. You just haven't met a worthwhile partner yet. When you do, don't rush to make up for "lost time", because you'll scare them off. In the meantime, see if your friends and their partners can find someone for you.

Tiffany Rodriguez Miller 4

Sunday 13 September 2020 2:14

There are dating apps that are popular such as Bumble and Tinder, especially Tinder. Just be careful who you meet. There is no rush, its free to interact with locals.

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