Intimacy: Today, I heard the rocking bed from my sister's room. I thought...

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By Misinterpreted Much? - 17/01/2016 23:37 - Canada - Maple Ridge

Today, I heard the rocking bed from my sister's room. I thought she was jumping on the bed I walked up to her door to tell her to stop. She didn't hear me so I opened the door to catch her having sex with her boyfriend. FML

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