Today, I have no Friends. The only Text Messages I get are from... - FML

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By Anonymous - 15/08/2019 22:44

Today, I have no Friends. The only Text Messages I get are from Family Members or My Pharmacy Telling me My that My Prescriptions are ready. FML

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Megan Upleger 3

Tuesday 3 September 2019 4:47

Welcome to adulthood. You can probably turn on text notifications from your cell company too

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Megan Upleger 3

Tuesday 3 September 2019 4:47

Welcome to adulthood. You can probably turn on text notifications from your cell company too

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