Miscellaneous: Today, I had to take 2 showers. Why? My mom didn't hear me the...

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By Done - 13/07/2016 14:04 - United States - Plymouth

Today, I had to take 2 showers. Why? My mom didn't hear me the first time, and believed I only wet my head and towel. I smelled like soap. FML.

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Sudoc 29

Thursday 14 July 2016 1:14

How old are you?

lovely234_fml 16

Thursday 14 July 2016 10:38

I'd have to guess you are either really young with a weird mom, or you have a hygiene issue that is so bad your mom has to force you to shower and she actually thinks you would go to extremes like lying about it in order to avoid showering.

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Sudoc 29

Thursday 14 July 2016 1:14

How old are you?

SquilliamFancy 15

Thursday 14 July 2016 4:29

The question to end all questions if I do say so myself.

Oceanborn_fml 24

Thursday 14 July 2016 5:49

Yea, the first question that immediately comes to mind. Unless OP is like 10 or something that's very odd.

iizzzzyyyyyy 13

Thursday 14 July 2016 4:31

Seriously how old are you..?

Rented_eyebrows 18

Thursday 14 July 2016 6:00

9+10 = 21?

Dr_Awesome654 24

Thursday 14 July 2016 11:34

Bad

lovely234_fml 16

Thursday 14 July 2016 10:38

hamnedtodell 1

Thursday 14 July 2016 22:52

Probably too young to be using FML....

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