Intimacy: Today, I had to show my mother the projects I had completed....

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By 18andgrounded - 14/05/2016 17:29 - United States - Yorktown Heights

Today, I had to show my mother the projects I had completed. I had stored them on my flash drive. When I went to show them to her, I realized that I had picked the, um, wrong flash drive. Now I'm grounded. FML

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Cbnotme 20

Sunday 15 May 2016 14:07

A prime example of why FML needs to bring back the YDI button-atleast label them something to tell them apart, like "documents-full" and "documents"

CraZCanuck 13

Sunday 15 May 2016 16:27

I think we'd love to know exactly what was on there. We have our thoughts, but please follow this up for us.

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Cbnotme 20

Sunday 15 May 2016 14:07

A prime example of why FML needs to bring back the YDI button-atleast label them something to tell them apart, like "documents-full" and "documents"

CraZCanuck 13

Sunday 15 May 2016 16:27

I think we'd love to know exactly what was on there. We have our thoughts, but please follow this up for us.

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