Health: Today, I had to go to the school nurse's office because I was...

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By Evananjunli - 29/03/2016 13:29 - United States - Mount Laurel

Today, I had to go to the school nurse's office because I was so tired from pulling an all nighter that I fell asleep in class, hit my head on the table when I fell asleep, and jolted awake with blood spurting everywhere out from my nose.

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