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By WhoaZombie - 28/04/2016 05:22 - United States - Niles
Today, I had to get out of bed at 2am to go tell my parrot to stop playing with his bell. I covered his cage and turned out his light hours ago. This bird hates sleep like a teenager, meanwhile I really need it! FML
Simple, take his bell away.