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By Chaffed - 11/06/2016 02:30 - Canada - Halifax

Today,I had to cover 3 sick calls that started at 4am, then 9am, then 4pm.As a server I ran a 120 seat dining room with no breaks until 10pm with no breaks. I wore the wrong underwear and chaffed my thighs so bad I had to hobble home and have 6 hours until my next shift. FML

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tylanol7 12

Friday 17 June 2016 21:04

I dont think thats legal

kikzermeizer 7

Monday 13 June 2016 0:35

I wouldn't be going to the next shift. Ew

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AbbotsfordVandal 14

Sunday 12 June 2016 6:55

Well, I hope you got paid great, good job OP, best of luck with your next shift

kikzermeizer 7

Monday 13 June 2016 0:35

I wouldn't be going to the next shift. Ew

tylanol7 12

Friday 17 June 2016 21:04

I dont think thats legal

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