By UnicornWaffles - 16/03/2016 17:23 - Taiwan - Taipei

Spicy
Today, I had sex with a guy I really had a connection with. It went perfect until I complimented how his moans during sex turn me on a lot, and he responded with, "That's what my mom told me." I laughed so hard we couldn't go on. FML
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UnicornWaffles 23

Hey fellas, quick clarification. When he said what he said I just blurted out laughing, because to me it obviously was a joke. Further confirmation would have either ruin the joke or ruin sex with him forever. He may have very well been a mother-****** but I wouldn't need to know, as we're not dating each other. That being said, I'm positive it's humor, and any humor is a good laugh to me if you appreciate the other person's intension to make you happy. I did forbid him to say that again in bed though; it'll just be creepy a second time. Thanks for you comments :) we had a good laugh.

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silvermoon5033 26

Seriously, wtf?

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Comments

iiTzNeeNerz 26

Keeper or borderline creeper... That is the question.

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pawesome21 21

Maybe it's one of those hot step-mom son fantasies we all dream about with Kendra lust.

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kaylocca 20

I'm trying to figure out why that's funny..

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smokecloud_ 37

It's one thing to laugh during sex, it's another because he says he moans the way his mom likes it. That's ******* creepy.

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domolovesyoshi 33

Or lighten the ish up, he's just got a dark sense of humour

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abhig 14

May be he was talking about your mom.. Lol

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Tegz0rz 12

Guys. He was joking; hence the laughter. He sounds like a keeper, OP. It's good to be able to laugh during sex, even if you laugh so hard that the sex must stop. It's a happy moment.

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FarFromHome_fml 17

He heavily implied he sleeps with his mother and you laughed? Seems an odd reaction.

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__Kaia__ 12

Right? I mean, who the **** laughs at jokes? Everyone knows that jokes are supposed to bring misery and sadness to others, not laughter and happiness.

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danman27 15

Have you ever heard a your mom joke?

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Yvesome 3

Oh wow chill guys I was just joking; that's what we do in my country :)

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