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By sleeping log - 05/08/2016 19:51 - United States

Today, I had an interview for a part time job that I really needed and worked around my college schedule! I was up late and made sure to set three different alarms, too bad I slept through the first and none of the others went off because my alarm was "going off" but made no noise. FML

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CNE0899 17

Sunday 7 August 2016 5:19

Everyone hates alarms

alohaui 18

Monday 8 August 2016 4:43

Yikes! Hopefully you didn't get the boot. When my phone started acting up, I got a real alarm clock and was never late to my job again. It might be something worth looking into because when your tired and don't want to look at your phone, things like this happen and phones can become really unreliable.

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CNE0899 17

Sunday 7 August 2016 5:19

Everyone hates alarms

alohaui 18

Monday 8 August 2016 4:43

Yikes! Hopefully you didn't get the boot. When my phone started acting up, I got a real alarm clock and was never late to my job again. It might be something worth looking into because when your tired and don't want to look at your phone, things like this happen and phones can become really unreliable.

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