Today I had an argument with my boyfriend of 3.5 years so I went...

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2019 17:30

Today I had an argument with my boyfriend of 3.5 years so I went to sleep over at my moms house. The next day when I went to our apartment all of his stuff was gone. I guess it's over? FML

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user53658 15

Monday 16 September 2019 12:12

Apparantly he thought the same when you decided to go sleep somewhere else.

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user53658 15

Monday 16 September 2019 12:12

Apparantly he thought the same when you decided to go sleep somewhere else.

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