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By not a lesbian - 23/04/2016 01:37 - United States - Canal Fulton
Today, I had a sleepover at my friends house. And she asked me to sleep with her. I thought she meant like in like the same bed. I woke up at 2 in the morning with one of her hands down my shorts and another one on my boob. I called my dad to come pick me up and he refused. FML