Intimacy: Today, I had a nice dinner planned for my boyfriend and I, and... - FML

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By taneaj - 31/03/2016 23:54 - Canada

Today, I had a nice dinner planned for my boyfriend and I, and I got my mom to get some groceries for me. She decide to make the dinner for me, only to tell me my boyfriend won't eat it because it has mushrooms in it. I had to start a whole new dinner. FML.

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