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By CrazyPitMom - 04/05/2016 16:56 - United States - Houston
Today, I had a freaky dream, I was sleeping on my couch, and when I rolled over I heard a rattle, opened my eyes, and saw a little rattle snake coiled up on the coffee table, ready to strike. I yelled and it slithered off to the closet in my kitchen and disappeared! haven't slept since. FML