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By 47twixbars - 05/04/2016 04:12 - United States - Irvine
Today, I got the words "Waldo" and "dildo" confused, and ended up asking my parents "Where's dildo?" in front of my entire family. I'm 16. They won't stop laughing at me. It's been 6 years. FML