Miscellaneous: Today, I got the new hockey skates I ordered but not in the way...

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By stormiest - 24/03/2016 19:14 - United States - Redondo Beach

Today, I got the new hockey skates I ordered but not in the way I expected. The box they came in was poorly patched with duct tape and the blades and laces were missing. These were 700$ skates. FML

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